and it’s not even the full moon.? People were in rare stupidity today.? I’m explaining simple things? — things along the lines of “push the button that says…” and they’re looking at me like “huh?”? Seriously?? Am I fucking speaking English?? I just wanna make sure I didn’t wake up speaking Swahili this morning or something.? Or maybe daydreaming about Hot Russian Guy has made me spontaneously learn the language and it’s Russian I’m speaking.? Who the fuck knows.? All I know is that these morons were looking at me like I was speaking in tongues and growing a third head when I said “Push the button that says ‘finish and pay’”? That’s it.? Finish and pay.? Simple words.? Simple concept.? But no, we can’t do that all by ourselves.? We’ve left our brains in our other pants today.? Andrew knows what I’m talking about.? And a bunch of other people from work, too.? It’s disturbing to think? that these people are allowed out in public unsupervised.
Here’s hoping tomorrow is a little better — if this stupidity trend continues, I may just have to strangle a customer or two.? Put a little fear of cashier in the customers, ya know?? Maybe they’d be a little nicer.
Speaking of being nice, or not nice as the case may be… I let a customer know today that if she was purchasing at least $25 in groceries, she could get an 18-pack of eggs for cheaper than the dozen that she was taking off the shelf.? No “thank you,” no “oh, I didn’t know that,” no what I got was “I don’t need you to tell me what I should buy.”? Honey, buy whatever you wanna buy.? But when 12 eggs cost $2.39 and 18 eggs costs $1.49, it doesn’t take a genious to realize that you’re getting the better deal on the 18 pack.? But fuck… it’s your money, if you wanna waste it… feel free.
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