randomly chaotic and frequently mundane

First of all, let me say that I love this song. Especially Johnny Cash’s version, which never ceases to bring a tear to my eye (the video makes me cry).

But this… is fucking funny:

Thank you Aaqron

this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen. seriously. click the picture. see horses, naughty horses at that, who are smoking drugs and drinking! where did this come from, you might ask. well… soeone on my livejournal friends list presented readers with this link to a post at somethingawful.com about a book. a book about a naughty horse named latawnya who does learns to say no to drugs. are you laughing yet? you should be. it gets better. the whole book has been scanned and posted. go there, read it. laugh hysterically at the story of latawnya who does everything that everyone else does (to say nothing of the grammar). it should be noted that this book was printed by a vanity press…

i find it frightening that this ended up in a library’s collection… i realize they don’t have the time to review everything they get, but what self respecting library administrator buys from a vanity press’ catalog?????

i confess, i watched both seasons of flavor of love.  and i enjoyed them both.  the show cracked me up. watching how stupid these girls behaved in this effort to “win” a man most of them knew nothing about.  the drama, the stupidity, the cattiness and bitchiness… god was it good for a laugh.

so now we have some of the girls from both seasons going to “charm school.”  i’ve seen part of an episode so far.  i’m watching the 1st episode at the moment.  i happened to catch it from the beginning.  so far i’m amused.  i get the feeling that i’m going to be more amused by this than flavor of love.

and speaking of flavor of love, at some point the version of the show w/ bret michaels will be airing… i’m so very disappointed that bret did that… and highly amused.  i can’t wait to see what kind of girls they got on the show.  there are so many ways it could go.  i want to see how many of the girls on the show are trapped in the 80’s… you know, the kind of girls that make you wanna walk up to them and say “honey, 1985 called… your day pass was cancelled.”

i just took the trash out…

and interrupted squirrel sex in the tree!

do you remember all those commercials for perdue chicken with frank perdue?

do you remember thinking that ross perot looked a hell of a lot like frank perdue?

someone on stump the schwab (reruns on ECL) just did a ross perot impression.

and all i could think of was a perdue commercial that showed people ripping the skin off their chicken… voice over (frank perdue) saying something like “lately i’ve noticed that people are stripping their chicken before they eat it…”

cut to a shot of frank perdue, head and shoulders w/ no manner of shirt on…
“so i took it off.  i took it all off”

it popped in my head because of the impression… i cracked up.  i thought perhaps some of you might also be amused.

watching chicago blackhawks @ san jose sharks on versus… bill guerin scored a goal, his first w/ the sharks… they showed him on mic’d up saying

“i was so happy i hugged kerry frasier”

*blink*

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA