randomly chaotic and frequently mundane

i’ve seen this a few times and i love it. the case makes a perfect “decoy” if you carry it in your purse. handy for the girl who likes to have a little solo afternoon delight on her lunch break at work. many is the time that i snuck off to the ladies room during a stressful day at work and pet my little clitty till i was quivering with delight. nothing makes the stress of the day go away like a good orgasm or two. this one is about 4″ long and comes in lavendar, pink or black. i’d like one of these just for fun — which is the best reason to have one.and here’s another variation on the same theme… a little spy-kit vibe. take that, james bond! a quiet little single speed vibrating lipstick floating around in your purse? why not? and if you go to edenfantasys and pick one up (or anything else for your toy collection) enter this promo code: 38U for a 15% discount — usps priority and ups ground shipping are free.

awhile back i got it into my head that it would be really cool if a dildo came with a suction cup on the bottom… for hands-free solo play. i mean, imagine the possiblities. there’s the obvious “stick it to the shower wall and do yourself doggie style” which of course would be quite nice. you can also stick it on the coffee table and take it for a ride… or a dining room chair… you’re only limited by your imagination and you’re personal level of comfort and kink. stick it on the washer, climb aboard and turn the spin cycle on. at some point, i plan on adding one of these to my toy arsenel.

so here’s the deal… i’m going to be posting about sex toys, sex and masturbation. why? because i can. i’ve always been a very sexual person. sex is something that i enjoy thoroughly. i try to masturbate everyday (there are, of course, days that i’m not in the mood - but that’s rare). while i’ve always been pretty open as far as sex and sexual desires, i repressed myself a little and have recently come the rest of the way out of my shell.

now i’m posting about sex, sex toys and all the fun you can have with them… partly because i’m sharing more information than you ever wanted to know about me. partly because if you click on the picture and buy any of the products on that site i earn a commission. which i can use to buy more toys i’ve got a wish list a mile long. one of the more “intriguing” toys on the list is a stainless steel butt plug… oh the possibilities. and a butterfly — someone made the suggestion recently of putting one on me before going out somewhere… dinner, movies, grocery shopping, whatever… with the controller in his hands. the idea appeals to me like you wouldn’t believe.

this is what i have. it’s nice, hot, fun… multispeed, 2AA batteries and damn can it shake rattle and roll. i love my toy. it’s not quite the real thing but it’s not a bad substitute.  this guy is 8″ long (5.5″ insertable) and 1.5″ thick, so it’s not too big for anal fun if that’s your thing.  it’s waterproof, so it can be used in the shower — which i tested a few days ago.  definitely good for shower use.  i even took out the batteries when i was done to make sure everything was still dry inside.  next i’m gonna try it in the bath.  the shaft is veined and the base has nubs that can be very stimulating if they’re used right   if you click on the picture it’ll take you to edenfantasys where i got mine…

every girl should have one of these in her toy arsenal.