randomly chaotic and frequently mundane

awhile back i got it into my head that it would be really cool if a dildo came with a suction cup on the bottom… for hands-free solo play. i mean, imagine the possiblities. there’s the obvious “stick it to the shower wall and do yourself doggie style” which of course would be quite nice. you can also stick it on the coffee table and take it for a ride… or a dining room chair… you’re only limited by your imagination and you’re personal level of comfort and kink. stick it on the washer, climb aboard and turn the spin cycle on. at some point, i plan on adding one of these to my toy arsenel.

so here’s the deal… i’m going to be posting about sex toys, sex and masturbation. why? because i can. i’ve always been a very sexual person. sex is something that i enjoy thoroughly. i try to masturbate everyday (there are, of course, days that i’m not in the mood - but that’s rare). while i’ve always been pretty open as far as sex and sexual desires, i repressed myself a little and have recently come the rest of the way out of my shell.

now i’m posting about sex, sex toys and all the fun you can have with them… partly because i’m sharing more information than you ever wanted to know about me. partly because if you click on the picture and buy any of the products on that site i earn a commission. which i can use to buy more toys i’ve got a wish list a mile long. one of the more “intriguing” toys on the list is a stainless steel butt plug… oh the possibilities. and a butterfly — someone made the suggestion recently of putting one on me before going out somewhere… dinner, movies, grocery shopping, whatever… with the controller in his hands. the idea appeals to me like you wouldn’t believe.

more on my new toy… and it just might get graphic.

no, i haven’t gone for an encore performance… yet

this is my new toy.  it’s a little bendy, soft yet firm (like the real thing)…  not too thick, not to thin, not too long, not too short.  waterproof for shower fun.  it’s very nice.  takes 2 double A batteries.

i just wish it came in other colors.  pink is the only color i found it in.  i would say i wish it came in green (my favorite color), but there’s just something very wrong about that.  i wouldn’t have minded blue or royal purple…

good vibrations, he he.

i look forward to having it used on me by someone very special… in one hole while the other is being fucked, or while i’m being eaten… mmm. yes.  that would be so very nice.  or to just use it while he watches… and touches himself… *grin* oh the fantasies.  oh the pleasure a new toy can bring.

i should buy new toys more often.

got a new toy earlier this week.  of the adult variety.  which i broke in tonight.  it was very nice.  it’s a “jelly” vibe, so you kind of need lube.  i don’t have any.  so i put a condom on it.

lovely as it was for solo use, it would definitely be very nice to use with someone special… or have them use it on me… the possibilities are endless, of course.